sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
It really hurts my self esteem when animals or small children don’t like me
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
My older brother literally did the exact same to me when I was a toddler. The day before Christmas pictures too.
WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU heck
TIS THE SEASON
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day